If one more person asks me “when the iPhone 5 is coming out” I am going to scream like a banshee. Punch them in the face. And walk away.

Wow. So. I just did the math…. I have spent over 6 GRAND on my technology this year. “I’m a geek” just doesn’t even cut it….

A blind man informed me today that Siri was his girlfriend. It was the most adorable and saddest thing i’ve ever heard all at once.